We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

5 hours ago - two views
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
@hotsytotsy
 
earrings: http://www.hotsytotsy.com/products/floral-obessation-drop-earrings
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Money can’t buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

9 hours ago - one view
Money can’t buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
@indressme
 
dress:http://www.indressme.com/epaulet-shoulder-lapel-green-dress
flats:http://www.indressme.com/point-toes-metal-sheet-black-flat-shoes
ring:http://www.indressme.com/retro-mustache-ring
 
#olivia palermo #flats #pointed toe
15 comments

Goes to McDonalds, Orders an unhappy meal.

Yesterday - 808 views
Goes to McDonalds, Orders an unhappy meal.
@indressme
 
blouse:http://www.indressme.com/catalog/product/view/id/4960/s/big-pocket-no-collar-chiffon-shirt/category/213/
sweater:http://www.indressme.com/green-tiger-head-embroidered-chic-sweatshirt
sunglasses:http://www.indressme.com/round-frame-colorful-lens-sunglasses
 
#jeans
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After a long and heated discussion…the toaster and I agreed that I’m not crazy.

Yesterday - 1,095 views
After a long and heated discussion…the toaster and I agreed that I’m not crazy.
@indressme
 
blazer:http://www.indressme.com/green-color-long-sleeve-lapel-one-button-simple-design-blazer
blouse:http://www.indressme.com/white-long-sleeve-button-down-shirt
ring:http://www.indressme.com/arrow-exaggerated-retro-ring
23 comments

TV has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Yesterday - 1,269 views
TV has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
@hotsytotsy
 
earrings: http://www.hotsytotsy.com/products/forever-fuchsia-drop-earrings
19 comments

Kids are like farts. You don’t mind your own, but other peoples are unbearable.

Yesterday - 853 views
Kids are like farts. You don’t mind your own, but other peoples are unbearable.
@cozbest
 
top: http://www.cozbest.com/product/vneck-fitted-zip-blue-tank-dress-p-34955.html
bag: http://www.cozbest.com/product/double-zips-black-single-shoulder-bag-p-33233.html
18 comments

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?

Two days ago - 1,553 views
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?
@indressme
 
shirt:http://www.indressme.com/white-sleeveless-swing-blouse
shoes:http://www.indressme.com/bqueen-snakeskin-iron-heel-sandals-d064-1s
sunglasses:http://www.indressme.com/round-frame-colorful-lens-sunglasses-10218
15 comments

A man is not complete until he is married… Then he’s finished.

Two days ago - 1,426 views
A man is not complete until he is married… Then he’s finished.
@indressme
 
dress:http://www.indressme.com/women-s-sleeveless-sunflower-lace-yellow-dress
ring: http://www.indressme.com/arrow-exaggerated-retro-ring
sunglasses: http://www.indressme.com/handmade-fimo-rose-sunglasses-10189
20 comments

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Three days ago - 1,265 views
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
@cozbest
 
jeans: http://www.cozbest.com/product/cutout-sides-skinny-jeans-p-35110.html
shirt: http://www.cozbest.com/product/white-v-neck-long-sleeve-rivet-shirt-p-34818.html
21 comments

Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Three days ago - 1,266 views
Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
@indressme
 
shirt: http://www.indressme.com/letter-loose-white-tee
leggings: http://www.indressme.com/color-block-rhombus-leggings
bag: http://www.indressme.com/black-y-letter-star-style-bag
25 comments